#1: It's now Friday night, so my plans of getting this done early are clearly dashed. UGH.
#2: I have no door handle on my studio door. I know...
#3: My husband is at a drag race in Bakersfield, which is why he's too busy to put the door handle on my door... BIG eye roll.
#4: I like to bitch about my husband not doing things for me that I can clearly do myself. BUT he does it so much better!!! And he uses that excuse for cooking, cleaning and laundry so why can't I use it for piddily household repairs?!?! Literally, the man has done like, three loads of laundry in his entire life. And he's admitted that he just can't mentally process the thought of doing it. He actually said that if I'm on bed rest, we'll just have to go without clean clothes. I think he'd rather that I just order new ones than force him to doll out detergent. They say and do the weirdest things, don't they?
#5: It's marginally warm in my house, so I've decided I need a margarita. Nighty night!